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Christmas WoopAss is an especially festive and frustrating version of the classic Adora entertainment (now Draconis), title, Esp whoopAss Old Man stanley, originally one of the people drinking in the Silver dollar saloon in Esp pinball extreme Has been trying to recover from the pinball battering you gave his house in the Pinball party pack vol1 By acting the part of Santa clause at a local shopping center. Unfortunately, his assistant Elf is rather inclined to make unpleasant comments, and this just sends old Stanley over the edge.
Playing as Elf, it's your job to take down psycho santa Stanley, ---- after having huge amounts of fun winding him up of course), in the best way possible, ---- with your fists! The game therefore comprises a number of bare fist, no holds barred rounds against the not so Jolly Father Christmas Stanley. As in Esp Whoopass, you'll need to block punches from the left, right or center with the left or right control keys or spacebar, then respond with your own punch, ----- making certain it's coming from a different direction than the blow just aimed at you.
the game progresses over a number of rounds until you knuckle under, after which you'll be looking for your two front teeth ffor christmas, ---- though hopefully you'll have wracked up a high enough score.
A large amount of hilarious audio taunts and replies from both Elf and Santa Stanley (quite a few more than in the original Esp WhoopAss), give this symple arcade style game a rather fun litle twist.
To find out more about Draconis and their games, see The draconis page on the Audiogames archive site Updates: entry 25 Jan 17 and description 25 Jan 17
Updates: entry 25 Jan 17 and description 25 Jan 17